February 25, 2021

65 - A Clown Called Joe

57 minutes

We're back! What a wild, wild two weeks. Chris lost power for 4 days and everything froze. Then Texas froze. So basically Hell froze...but we did it. We survived. You survived. It's a good thing we all got our Eagle Scout in order to get our drivers licenses when we were sixteen. Am I right? Now, we can broadcast from the former United States of America into the frozen tundra of....hold on a sec, I'm getting a call. Wait...what? You're saying it all melted? Already? It wasn't even real snow?!? It was BILL FUCKING GATES' FAULT!

Other talking points:

Framing Britney Spears #FreeBritney

Carts of Darkness

The Winter Storm is a False Flag!

Gorilla Glue hair helmet

The Arby's Meat Mountain

Horsey Sauce is the sexist sauce

Which fast food promotional item would make you go vegan?

Man brings clown to redundancy meeting

Plane etiquette. Who is right?

Does an emotional support clown fly for free?

Rush Limbaugh $1million planned parenthood donation

Live Laugh Run

Advice Needed: Help I sucked my own dick and now my back hurts!

Are all chiropractors perverts?

Everything looks good on you and is your size but you have to 1) live on the Moon by yourself or 2) your clothes fly off your body at random times.

Slip some smiles in our pockets.

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