A long time ago in a back alley far far away... 

 -  LOUD ASS TRUMPETS  -

Turmoil engulfed the galaxy as the evil emperor Musk purchased a weapon far more powerful than any nation has ever known: Twitter. In the meantime, princess Liberal and her gang of blue haired rebel storm troopers have taken to the battlefront to wage war on the abortion oppression led by the Faith Federation. Three podcast hosts were sent by the Temple of Tangent to give their opinions on the matter. 

Thus begins the tale of THE CULTURE WARS

 -  MORE LOUD ASS TRUMPETS and 1 little bitch-ass flute  -

Don't @ me Lucasfilm!!!

Join the rebel army (or the sith, idgaf)

Bring balance to my bank account

Watch us make fools of ourselves on a camera