In this episode:

- Weirdest day of my life.

- Osama vs Bill Clinton: who's the monster?

- It's just ape-tastic revenge.

- Remember: we're just monkeys. Sometimes I think "For monkeys this is pretty good", and sometimes I think "Even for monkeys, this is pretty awful."

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