Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, RHONY trailer dropped and is premiering October 1st,  RHOSLC is “coming soon”, Amanda Batula is releasing a swimwear line, and Stassi is joining LVP on the second season of Vanderpump Villa. The ladies of RHOC debuted so objectively bad confessional looks, Tamra lashes out at Shannon and calls her an alcoholic at dinner with the girls while “Lexi” tries to make it all about her. Season 13 and RHONJ as we know it is over. The non-reunion-reunion didn’t feel necessary, and Rachel Fuda announced her pregnancy. On Below Deck Med, a rude guest gets a reality check and Ellie asks Joe on a date which he agrees to and then immediately changes his mind. The Real Housewives of Dubai are wrapping up their time in Bali but not before a little more drama about mustard dresses.