***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Nothing that doesn’t mean something; Being punished by a sadistic dental assistant with her bitch-furnace fully stoked; Mr. Coffee’s tea-bagging vengeance; The magic to his method and the method to his magic; Pre-show foreplay with the Core; Da Bomb, formerly known as Who? (somebody got a new nickname!); Being lured into a cheesy, seventies disco dance by demonic forces; Mary Magdalene, whore or sex-magic priestess - you decide; Identifying the real antagonist to master one’s destiny

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Is convinced he’s not funny anymore, which is funny; Discovers the ultimate formula for podcast genius - cough, sip, wipe, repeat; Gets the silent treatment from Mike the Mic after talking into a rival microphone; Trades insults with Mr. F-ing Coffee while attempting to troubleshoot the Toaster Coaster, Coaster Toaster; Recreates an imagined scene from antiquity, where twisted priests give the Bible a hysterectomy; Overreacts to TechnoTard suggesting his character sounds like Dracula and sets a new medical standard for artistic sensitivity; Asserts that Jesus had sex and then portrays an offended, up-tight listener who probably has too many cats

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***