***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Skipping around the bedroom in his underwear before the show (don’t ask); How to hand craft ball-busting dominatrix boots from leather that’s lying around (and you thought crafty was for wussies); What happens on June 7th every three years (it’s the day the Oracle doesn’t hate Mike the Mic); Albert Einstein using his dying breath to praise International’s life-altering contribution to the “something equals something something” formula (turns out E=MC² is mere child’s play by comparison); The latest addition to grocery store shelves - sweat sock-flavored party dip (sure to be a hit at your next SuperBowl shindig); The length of time a person is able to spend contemplating the ultimate reality they don’t even exist (answer - fucking short); How Americans are U-Hauling their asses out of liberal strongholds; Weak feminine energy - radical double standards, fighting for the last word, and generally sneaky behavior; America dying so a new one can rise from the ashes

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Gets lured into an inescapable vortex of sexual innuendo and microphone intrigue by the charming, but highly-possessive, Mike the Mic; Butchers Alanis Morisette’s lyrics and cautiously hopes a new break up album is imminent; Sympathizes with Slave-wife for being married to him, but concludes it can’t possibly be worse than marrying her; Enacts a gripping scene where a feckless on-line shopper dies tragically from a deadly case of ‘easy,’ thanks to Amazon’s one-click shopping cart setting

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***