Ana Chovie still hasn’t friended Zan. But he doesn’t blame her. Zan spoils the new Batman vs. Superman movie. Shawn and Zan both agree that Superman is the worst because he is an alien. Zan says as Americans we shouldn’t like Superman. Zan makes some stuff up about Cuba and Elian Gonzolas. Shawn thinks he floated over on a washing machine. Zan says the rest of his family was on other appliances. Since Superman didn’t float to America on a washing machine he isn’t American. Zan says it is ok for Batman to knock down buildings in America because he is an American. Shawn really liked the scene with Batman beating up Superman. Shawn reads an excerpt from the comic We Stand On Gaurd. It explains that Superman is really a Canadian. Zan can’t think of anything that is cool that isn’t American. Zan proves that Robinhood is really American. Shawn says Winnie the Pooh is American, but Eore is not. Zan says the 1% has the real super power. Zan asks Shawn which one of Superman’s powers would Shawn choose. Shawn says flying. Zan chooses to be made of steel.