Everything you love about the classic 1980’s Masters of the Universe cartoon without all that pesky He-Man taking up screen time. Dolph Lundgeren is great and all but instead of him you get exciting action like Courtney Cox’s parents, Kevin and his Japanese synthesizer, Grildor, and all the laser gun fights Star Wars didn’t want. Some say that if you listen closely on a starry night, you can still hear Frank Langela receiving oscars for his role as Skeletor.