Do you wanna get to know us two in terrifyingly vulnerable way? We're going old school and bringing you a whole load of first times, circa Youtube 2011. Was your first time as cringe-inducing as ours was?

Place your bets on which one of us fished a used condom out of the toilet, and which one of us reenacted an exorcism (with carpet burns as souvenirs) during our first time in the sack.

Cass goes all in on the first women to break her baby gay heart and Sam tells a horrifying story of celebrating her first touch of a penis