Not pictured: what actually happens in the movie.
 
This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to help them digest two low-budget shark movies. Shark Encounters of the Third Kind is terrible in the most confusing and unnecessary way, and Raiders of the Lost Shark appears to have forgotten what it's supposed to be about halfway through. Tune in for a depressing video game review, and stay for an off-brand TV recommendation.