I never knew why the little drummer boy was allowed to go out into the night drumming on his little drum all by hisself... LISTEN, did you know that the number of COVID cases in the US directly correlates with the number of complaints registered by the Yankee Candle Co for their candles having no smell. Now you do. 

Spurious correlations and Russian beheadings, dog and human. 

McCartney witch craft. 

Breathe through it with Frankincense. 

Bright Angel, Lucille Ball.