It's that time of year again, folks. The time of year when you're looking for a "skanky obese weatherman" costume, or some jellybeans that a baboon has interrupted. HALLOWEEN!

The Halloween Superstore is open for business for all your cereal-resistant costume needs.

And it's all in support of THE GALLEY CROWN, a horse race that we SWEAR we were going to get to. We came so close, though.

So rub yourself down with porch oil, and enjoy!

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