The last great granddaddy of gaming needs to get into Smash, but before that happens Tanner's going to make sure he can get another game. It's time to reboot Frogger! Them and Lindsay desperately try to create a pacifist platformer game despite the series' disparate lore threads and Lindsay's herpetophobia preventing her from naming reptiles. Along the way they'll also find such delights as snakes bouncing like a spring, the state reptiles, and inexplicable Australians.

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Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

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