If you don't have a guru already, I'm here for you:

Unusual advice is the best because other people aren't taking it.

There's an established cannon of advice you should not be following.

Succinctness is an art few practice because they like to hear themselves talk.

If you're only remembered for one thing, chances are it's an aphorism.

You become the person that's needed.

Ride the alligators but don't let them eat you.

Outside obligations only commit you if you let them.

The secret to a successful life is convenience & routine.

Enlightenment leaves little room for optimism.

You may get your news somewhere else but take your advice from me, the Wysest Myn in the Wyrld.