The Houston Dynamo! Is the lamest mascot in the history of mascots, and that’s not even the most surprising fact in this episode!

Nothing is more unstable than mascots that are neither a noun nor a realistic character that could play the sport they cheer on. 

Plus, some serious facts about America, death, and white men, with spicy hot advice from everyone’s favorite, Ms. Patricia.

Timestamps for Funsies: Hey Bestie 1:47 | The Houston Dynamo is the lamest sports teamFact 1 8:38 | The Fourth of July: America’s DEATH day?!Game 13:33 | Ms. PatriciaFact 2 17:03 | White Men Can’t Jump, and white women can’t limbo

Just the facts:

Fact: The Fourth of July is America's birthday, but it also might be... a popular death day? John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe - EACH a founding father and president, ALL died on July 4.

Fact: Though "white men can't jump" is a popular movie and phrase, it is widely regarded as a non fact because white men can, in fact, have their feet leave the ground. it is HOWEVER, a FACT that Elephants can’t jump.

So, what do you think? Is the Houston Dynamo the dumbest name for a sports team in the history of sport? Would YOU write in to Ms. Patricia for some advice? Do you believe White Women Can’t Limbo is a fact, or just a fun movie prequel?

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Xoxo, Sarah and Maggie