***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Recovering from the hardship of being Mr. (Cranky) Mom while Slave-wife was out of town; His triumph running a crackerjack kitchen with a staff of two (aged 8 and 14, to be precise - and they call him dad); Human beings festering in a toxic soup of dysfunction; How Snopes’ cat is the true mastermind behind the fact-checking operation and secretly resents its owner for not “fact checking” the ingredients on the Dollar Store pet food she buys (don’t fact check that); Changing the podcast’s title to ‘Back Off Bitches’ to assert his freedom from Core Chat; New York state outlawing body armor in order to make its citizens ‘more shootable’; The joys of parenting, like repeating yourself way too many times because kids insist on playing with Christmas toys in January instead of brushing their goddamn teeth; What happens in front of the smart doorbell doesn’t stay in front of the smart doorbell (hint: the cops have the footage, and they’re not hitting delete anytime soon); The challenge of tribulating in present day end times; We, the people, being born again

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Temporarily loses control of the show when Mike the Mic and the Oracle overcome their differences in order to unite against him and challenge his authority; Stuns his audience with his award-worthy reenactment of a resentful (and exhausted) Moses, who bitches about too many commandments and why can’t they be on one tablet; Deploys a lollipop metaphor to explain how much the Old World sucks; Transforms REM’s “Losing My Religion” into a stirring power-ballad sung to his true love, coffee; Grants Slave-wife an extraordinary 90 minutes of shackle-free time for saying she loves him in Core Chat; Explains important spiritual concepts by comparing them to a sperm bank, which is really just an excuse for him to say the word, “pussy”

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***