Greg Fitzsimmons (The Greg Fitzsimmons Show, Fitzdog Radio) joins us for part one, and Chris Fairbanks (Conan, Fairbanks!) joins us for part two of episode #69. What walls do you want your name on? What evil trick would you teach your pet? What did your dad leave you? All this and more on the Whiskey and Cigarettes podcast.

Clips include WTF with Marc Maron, FEaB, Chewin' It, Crabfeast, What Say You?, Pep Talks, Never Not Funny, Steven Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship, Here's the Thing, Lady Brain, YMM Podcast, and The Comedy Kennel.