TVD 5x01 | Hope you all had fun during your hot girl summer because we’re jumping RIGHT back into the thick of things with the season 5 premiere of the vampire diaries. It’s a little messy, and we only like about 60% of it, but hey! We’re back! Fun fact we recorded this episode BEFORE Lorde announced her new music so Jourdann is a psychic for that one. Matt gets pod people’d. Rebekah’s a bi icon. Hayley Kiyoko is here for some reason. Follow us on twitter: @AferbitePod and subscribe to our patreon for early episodes and bonus content! patreon.com/afterbite