***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

His coffee magically sucking a little less, even though he did nothing to fix it (who says miracles aren’t real?); Earth’s bad galactic reputation - we’re the canker sore of the Milky Way; The latest rage on Planet Earth - demonic possession (everybody’s doing it); The soul’s great disappearing act at the end of its journey; America’s fate and immolating birds - more in common than you think; The forces of illusion’s new plan to eradicate free will and humanity entirely (what could possibly go wrong?)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Stops avoiding and finally gets to some profoundly epic spiritual concepts (it’s worth the tedious wait); Has a debate with Mother Mary after her miraculous appearance in his coffee; Receives a stern warning from Mike the Mic to take Boone Ryder’s pursuit of Slave-wife more seriously or suffer the consequences; Compares Americans to a bunch of trust fund kids who are squandering a liberty they didn’t have to earn; Points out the things Jesus didn’t tell us to do - which, of course, we did; Lives up to the podcast opening and delivers multiple blunts of truth, resulting in some serious mind-blowage

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***