Its called Soccer folks! In a game that can only be described as a denuclearization derby, the simulation of world war 3 goes to the US at the feet of Captain America himself!

Also! We catch up on matchday 2! Brazil cruises, Serbia capitulates, Ghana capitlizes, and South Korea crumbles as the tournament rages on! Lets get this party started the US is in the knockouts!!! We are READY.