In episode seven Gemma and Holly cover two unsolved murders: the Black Dahlia (Elizabeth Short) and Vera Page....and basically solve them both through pure assumption and scientific guesswork. They talk about cute 1930's names, disturbing childhood memories, the pros and cons of being cut in half and projectile dog pooping. Find out which murderer we would pick to knock us off out of the these terrible unsolved choices.

Holly did the editing on this one – with one million wrong button pushes and absolute minimal skill. Our microphone bossy person and cat hypnotist Craig is responsible for the recording and production stuff. We think he uses a combination of soy sauce, stolen beard trimmings and grunts to make it all happen. We love him like a box of chocolates. But less, because chocolate.

www.whichmurderer.com

WARNING - Explicit language, content and themes (plus whatever else will cover us legally)

Recorded in a secret location somewhere in Scotland.