World famed comedian Billy Hurley returns for his 15th show with Grey Albright and Donkey Teeth. Penis stories were sparse in this week's not not news, but there was plenty of pee. A German man was in the news this week for his unorthodox alternative health practice of drinking 7 pints of his own urine each day which allegedly keeps him from ever getting sick. Then, Grey is intrigued by a Japanese haunted drive-thru where ghosts and zombies attack your car. But the highlight of the show is an Alaskan dentist who's going to prison for 12 years for performing dental work on a hoover board. We round out this week's not not news with a feel good story of the tortoise who went missing for 74 days, only to be found 1/8th of a mile away from home. So buckle up and grab a frosty pint of urine as you listen to this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News! Man drinks seven pints of his own urine a day, claims he never gets ill  Socially Distanced Drive-Thru Haunted House OpensAn Alaska dentist who extracted a patient's tooth on a hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in jail A 150-pound tortoise who escaped from a Tennessee home has been returned after 74 days, managing to make it less than a mile during his slow and steady journey