Warning: Side effects may include falling deeper in love with your car and rethinking that dinner date you just paid for..

Tired of urgent 2k texts? Feeling underappreciated after footing everyone’s bill? In this episode, Ra’id Malik makes a strong, hilarious case for why your car deserves more financial loyalty than most people.

From emotional stability to that sweet purring engine that never judges you, it’s time to invest where the love is real.