The daredevil duo Kyle and Shawn delve into trying to tie up all the loose ends between Mario and Donkey Kong. We discover that Kong Island was the product of Cranky Kong's trump-esque business prowess during his stint in venture capitalism during the Mario vs. Donkey Kong series. This leads into a discussion of the finer points of the Kong economy, which helps us understand more about the motivations of both the Kongs and Kremlings. On earth, we call monkey style animals Primates, while the ones on Mario Planet are a separate species entirely dubbed Kongs. Rumor? Starbits allow Marioids eternal life?

Games discussed in this episode: Donkey Kong 91', Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2:  Diddy's Kong Quest, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Sunshine