Christopher breaks the toilet at the Children's MuseumNot urinating on the seat is like, "base level human stuff"The idea of a tweed suit breaks JamesStep aside Don Johnson, here comes Christopher (pic)Pleated? Of course!Zoot suit!The suit archiveChristopher's kids don't want to wear his old suits... usually.Old Whiskey bottles and dungarees are worth $The whiskey smashing cat (RIP) that destroyed Christopher's inheritanceOld Jack Daniels bottles (pic)James has Lego hanging from his walls (pic)Lego inheritanceLuke Skywalker murdered the "nondenominational" LegoLego Castle & Space Series from the 1980s (pic)Lego X-Wings through the years (but the first was the best) (pic)Skinny SiciliansJames does NOT look like Henry WinklerSexual harassment, or, please moreThe neurologist triggers James by under weighing himThe Carter Hotel NYCChristopher gets "Christ" ribs after not eating for three monthsHobbit meal planEating dandelions"That's not a cookie"I'm not a weight lifter or a womanCapelliniArt school is awesome (except the food is terrible)"That Girl" TV showIs Phil Donahue a jerk?TV personalities and Presidential candidates are possibly not the most stable peopleHillary Clinton was the best Republican candidate in yearsPutin - riding bears with his shirt off (pic)Christopher fantasies about riding a polar bear with the Rumple Minze half naked "warrior" princessIf you can see the belly button, it's NOT ARMOR!"As a former Dungeons & Dragons enthusiast...""This thing called LARPing"Beating the crap out of people with... padded foam weaponsThat is cool, I would do that. NERF? Oh, wait, no that's sillySCAIs golf Scottish?Who has time to golf? Steve Jobs"These are bad-ass swords"Christopher has an auction problemChristopher wants to live in a castletrompe l'oeil - "A style of painting that is intended to give a convincing illusion of reality""Don't spell at me"We haven't started yetThe toilet seat is still broken, but it looks fixed
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