This one's got legs - a tangled mess of octopus legs that grab at any idea that comes along. And boy, there's some TV classics getting snared in our octopus web today. Do you think a spider and an octopus could survive if they switched places? TM. 

On that note, we pitch: a Trading Places for a dead jazz musician; a unicorn start-up idea thinly veiled as a feel-good Offspringesque Aussie dramedy; and a gossipy village soap opera, starring a halfling and an actual invincible alien god. 

Don't bother Googling "octopus vs. spider", you just get that battle from Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man 2.