Ex-spec the unex-speculated with Episode 7 of the Speculators! This week, we speculate on the dangers of facial recognition, the excitement of high-powered laser scarecrows, and the implications of one internet user's take on the nuclear apocalypse.

Quickies With Jack:

Wanksy uses dick'n'balls graffiti to improve local infrastructure: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

Sphincter architecture: https://inhabitat.com/in-vitro-habitat-a-house-made-of-meat/

Donald Trump sliding into your DM's: http://time.com/5397524/fema-emergency-system-trump-text/