In which we lose all ability to articulate because of just how terrible these relationships are. It has nothing to do with the White Claw, I swear! 

Unfortunately, some fire ants were harmed in the making of this podcast. We run into some confusing dirty talk. Menstrual cups are the best. Creepy dolls are not. Finally, we hit on a... complicated family situation.

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo