***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Santa Claus screwing his elves due to Mrs. Claus denying him sex for the last 600 years; Hating ridiculous guided meditations where you’re on a boat with a pillow full of cookies; How humans are learning that thought is more substantive than matter; His life forever being altered as he was led astray then crushed by Madonna and her pointy tits; The power of transformation that’s possible when working at the level of perspective; Knocking up Slave-wife and enduring the arduous torture of attending birth classes to support her

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Accuses Core Chat of being drunk, due to his inability to make sense of their chat messages; Deftly explains the difference between paradigm shift and inversion; Explains how beliefs are healed by throwing rocks at people; Invites you to join him in an indulgent podcast ‘activity,’ then taunts everybody who doesn’t participate

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***