<div>Hint: has nothing to do with weaponry, at least not what would be considered conventional in any way.</div>

Hint: has nothing to do with weaponry, at least not what would be considered conventional in any way.

70: Episode 070 - Cannoneering

Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre things some people have written in the pursuit of companionship.

You can find us on Twitter @SwipeLeftPod and email us at swipingleftpodcast@gmail.com.

And remember, don't touch any butts without permission.

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Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre things some people have written in the pursuit of companionship. You can find us on Twitter @SwipeLeftPod and email us at swipingleftpodcast@gmail.com. And remember, don't touch any butts without permission.

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70: Episode 070 - Cannoneering

70: Episode 070 - Cannoneering