Shawn has had a lot of people ask him questions about the Wiggly States. Shawn and Zan talk more about the Wiggly States. There are only a handful of Straight States. Zan gives out some honorable mentions for those states that have just a little bit if wiggle. Shawn thinks that West Virginia is the wiglliest state. Zan has a conspiracy theory about the Stone Masons. Shawn learned everything he knows about the Masons from the Simpsons. Zan says that the Square states are actually Masonic states. Zan says the Wiggly States are a government conspiracy. Shawn thinks that Trump would cause problems if he became president. He thinks Trump believes in the cutting off trade kind of Americanism. Zan says that America votes for people with good hair. Zan thinks that Bernie has terrible hair. Zan tells Shawn to take conspiracy theories at their face value and stop asking questions. Zan worries that foreign countries would not want to shake hands with Bernie Sanders. Zan says if you compare hair styles you have to compare hair gel.