We recap Season 7, Episode 2 of Riverdale, “Skip, Hop and Thump!” in which we discuss dancing to Barbie Girl in a mat fort, Archie’s mom’s new name, the Smithers and Archie romance we’ve been waiting for, Twilight: New Moose, the difficulty surrounding the title of the episode, Toni accumulating so many rotten eggs, Garfield changing history, and Betty being inconsolably horny.