Ever committed to the summer of duologies, D and Andrew watch KING SOLOMON'S MINES, the 1985 imperalist, colonizer Indiana Jones knock-off starring Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone. It's a lot. It's a lot to think about it being from 1985, too. As in yikes elements. Lots of yikes. But watching a Cannon film is always full of peril.

D and Andrew return to the complex and intricate world of THE MECHANIC, wherein Jason Statham is an assassin who kills people with intricate "make it look like an accident" techniques, except when he just Stathams them, and it has nothing to do with the first movie. It's a weird time. Jessica Alba's in it, Tommy Lee Jones makes another inglorious 709 appearance. Very weird stuff.

D and Andrew make the seemingly fine choice of the Stath and the Fost and the Suth and the... Gold? Whatever. But it should be an okay watch but instead... THE MECHANIC drags the fellas off topic as they explore various related tangents, only to snap back for the film's very 2011 elements. It's summer of duologies so obviously, though, perfect setup for a sequel.

It's back to Hyperborea for D and Andrew, this time with Mr. Basketball USA Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Mako again, Tracey Walter because the fellas must suffer, and then, of course, the just teenage girl love interest for Arnold. Yikes on bikes. But there are no bikes in Hyperborea, just distressingly cheap sets (and some unfortunate special effects). It's very 1984, in other words... the bad 1984.

By Crom, D and Andrew will journey to furthest Hyperborea to slay the ice demons and feast upon the entrails of Pygmilion. Or some such. Join the fellas as they discuss Arnold, his first potential franchise, how great it is to have Mako around, how weird it is that there's cannibalism, how great Sandahl Bergman is, and also... welcome to the 2025 Summer of Dulogies, James Earl Jones!

It's back to Jolly Old England for D, Andrew, Sammy, and Peter when the fellas discover Peter Lawford's got a twin brother in this ONE. There aren't as many ladies, parties, or cars this time, but they find things to discuss. Including Sammy's utter downer of a subplot for most of the film, though he gets to sing about it thank goodness. Catch it!

D and Andrew hop into the banana yellow DeLorean and set the flux capcitor for Swinging London 1968 to go hang out with Salt (Sammy Davis Jr.) and Pepper (Peter Lawford). They're just some... drunken, high, horny club owners who run afoul of the buzzkill (read: frustrated) coppers and some international baddies. Little do the bad guys know... you can't get cooler than Sammy and Peter and when you're cool, anything goes. Join the fellas for an actual appreciation of the comedy duo buddy flick!

Sadly, it didn't occur to the fellas to do this one as a full-on gag about Black Adam and Frank Castle teaming up to find out what Susan Sarandon did to Ted Kord. Instead, D and Andrew have to stay awake through a very strange, very boring "thriller" about the Rock having to snitch to save his dorky son. It's about why mandatory minimums and snitching is unfair but also then encourages everyone to snitch. D and Andrew do stay awake. Will you?

D and Andrew continue the ROCK season, but little did the fellas realize Maggie Grace would be appearing on the pod again... and they sure didn't expect her NOT TO BE THE WORST PERFORMANCE IN THE MOVIE. Good grief. Tune in as they discuss better action movies, better movies from the director, better this, better that, and how it's basically just a Terminator movie.

There are 3 or so hostages on the 130th floor and only THE ROCK can save them! Not satisfied stiffing former FBI Strike Force Commando Dwayne Johnson, his new employers are out to kill his family. And THE ROCK will climb a SKYSCRAPER to make sure that doesn't happen. Join D and Andrew as they talk about much better movies, solid Rock acting, Neve Campbell not being in enough, and so on.