Dez tries to expose Cy’s job and gets hit with the Captain America Cy-Black Box, then flexes the ankle rehab to a Hyrox pipeline while still pulling an Arizona Cardinals penalty, must have been that cursed shi*ty a*s stadium. Cy confesses he got Zyn-nuked in Vegas after Korean BBQ, we argue prop bets, Benito Spanish-only halftime, and an imaginary Alt American side show, then end with Seahawks love, Patriots slander, and the official championship plate draft (wings, pigs in a blanket, nachos, Frito pie, seven-layer dip, and emotional damage). LFG HAWWWWKKKS.