The Danes may have their 'Hygge', but we need to talk about 'comfort', because it's English that's colonising the world. Thanks to Friends and Seinfeld, I believe.

So, find the good spot under a blanket on your favourite couch and turn off all notifications, because the fellas are going to put on their ranking moccasins and crack open a warm cauldron of fondue to get to the bottom once and for all of whether they're wasting their lives.