***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Modern hero mystics being trained to manifest miracles and occupy the unknown; The ultimate algorithm that even the techiest nerds don’t know about; How to achieve the best high there is without drugs and ditch the speedball; Missing out on hot Summer-of-Love action due to the untimely inconvenience of being 7 years old; The one characteristic that distinguishes his podcast most - it doesn’t have a midget in a wheelbarrow; An absurd euphemism for getting turd-in-trouser wasted (anybody wanna party?)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Delivers unprecedented podcasting genius when he devotes several riveting minutes to mouse clicking, burping, and silently troubleshooting software; Talks shit with Mike the Mic and the Oracle and realizes they’re both dimensionalized parts of himself, which leads to a profound experience of the bigger picture and humanity as a whole; Swears after recording there’s no way he’s publishing this episode, it’s waaayyyy too intimate; Reconsiders publishing it anyway and does - giving the Inner Critic a big, Bronx cheer

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***