We are back as just a pair this week with some serious upgrades and not just to the lighting rig.

Before diving into a quick Q1 business wrap-up and celebrating our best quarter to date, we have a lot of ground to cover.

We swap stories from the weekend, including a 100-mile cycling struggle that ended with eating pickles in the bath and smuggling KFC through a window, plus a wholesome Center Parcs trip with the future in-laws that featured three strikes in bowling and a questionable performance in rubber-animal archery.

We also recount a bizarre encounter with Keir Starmer and his undercover security detail on a hike, and round off by detailing exactly what happens when a monkey with IBS decides to use your back windscreen wiper as toilet paper at Longleat Safari Park.

Finally, we wrap things up with a brand new question from the lunchbox: If animals gained human intelligence, which species would become the biggest problem for society? (Spoiler: It involves rats taking down London and whales manipulating global oil prices).

In this episode we cover:

- Studio and rabbit hutch upgrades

- Spotting politicians and undercover security in the wild

- 100-mile cycles and extreme post-ride hunger

- Surviving Center Parcs with the in-laws and the dreaded "Spa Hangover"

- Longleat Safari monkeys causing havoc

- A brief Q1 business update and why we are finally forecasting properly

- Lee's Lunchbox: The global threat of highly intelligent wildlife