This week, we talk about Rent, Rod Serling, ladies, farts, hip-hop, Dungeons & Dragons, juice, Scientology, Jane Levy, Guacamelee, and other dip-related puns.

In SSST: Margaret Thatcher, Ayn Rand, Rihanna, alternate readings, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Marc Maron, The Game, Batman: Arkham Oranges, GTA soundtracks, TV locations, burglary, insurance fraud, Square Enix's financial troubles, accents, EA voted 'worst company in America' again, and a failed Mega Man FPS.

In Ask SSJ: we discuss undereducated pigheadedness, public humiliation, a young Tom's giant human-sized cock, Pepsi vs. Coke, Inspector Gadget-style bodily utilities, Aziz Ansari, controller-breaking fury, mom, Oliver!, SSJ as a video, our survival instincts, cult leaders, Tom's sexual leanings, ax-throwing, and our UPCOMING APPEARANCE ON THE BOOK WAS BETTER! Thanks to Cameron, David, and Michael for writing in!

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Ocean's Deep: Born Ruffians

Sick, Later: Bomb The Music Industry!

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YOU ASK HIM TO PASS THE SALT, HE GIVES YOU A BOWL OF SOUP. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, SOUP IS BETTER.

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Didn't take a pic this week. Here is Tom looking

both rather nice and totally terrifying at the same time.