Nick and Eric kick off another unpredictable episode of Discretions with guest Ian dialing in from Florida. The show starts innocently enough — talking about weather, moss, and power-washing roofs — before spiraling into one of the strangest entrepreneurial brainstorms ever: mail delivery tubes in your home. From there, it's a wild ride through odd inventions, oversized AirPods from TikTok, and Eric's questionable purchasing habits. Things shift when Ian fields the night's "Secret Question," giving an unexpectedly deep reflection on legacy, purpose, and staying true to yourself. That moment of sincerity lasts all of thirty seconds before Eric confesses to dropping stink bombs at county fairs and the crew debates their favorite (and most regrettable) college foods — from Chick-fil-A to CC Peppers cheeseburger subs to mystery wings during "pitcher wars." The result? Equal parts nostalgia, nonsense, and genius-level absurdity. Highlights: Ian's intro from Florida: "There are no waves in Tampa." Eric's mail-tube invention and "mailbox on a swivel." The $5 TikTok AirPod fiasco. The "Secret Question" on legacy and living authentically. Eric's life advice: "Act like a thin person." A deep dive into college food, from Chick-fil-A swipes to cheesesteak subs. The legendary CC Peppers and the freshman 15 confession. Pitcher wars, wings, and jukebox memories.