“Dearly Beloved,

We R gathered here 2day 2 get through this thing called life.

Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time, But I’m here 2 tell U…

…there’s something else.

The afterworld.

A world of never ending happiness.

U can always see the sun…

…day…

…or night.

So when U call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, U know the 1,

Dr. Everything’ll Be Alright.

Instead of asking him how much of UR time is left…

…ask him how much of UR mind, baby.

‘Cuz in this life…

…things are much harder than in the afterworld.

In this life UR on UR own.

And if the elevator tries 2 bring U down…

…go crazy…

…punch a higher floor.”

May your corporeal vessel, Prince Rogers Nelson, rest in peace, and your now unfettered spirit, O(+>,  travel eternally through the afterworld, resplendent on violaceous waves.

Today, we present to you, “Get On The Boat (Mark, pt 3)”

The music?  At the beginning, “Starfish and Coffee,” and at the end, well…no surprise, “Let’s Go Crazy.”