In which David and Paul get lit(erary)! Abandon all hope as they discuss a recent wedding, a Braves game, an auto accident, Hamlet, Teodolinda Barolini's "Divine Pawn Shop," vows in Leviticus 27, Jephthah, Iphigenia and the Goddess of the Hunt, Plato's Timaeus, Stay Puft vs. John Jones, paralysis of choice, The Rock*A*Teens, Beatrice's beauty, and a Rilke poem for Labor Day. Don't turn your back on your boys! We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place