In the first part of today’s show, Trump is throwing around his executive weight like it’s going out of style! John explains why Trump is saving America from racism by pardoning black people, and Ethan explains why John is an idiot.  Then: It’s #MuellerTime and Paul Manafort is in trouble for… intimidating witnesses through a GRU agent. Boy, this #Russiagate scandal is really going away, just like the Republicans predicted! And Trump is really keeping a low profile about Russia by suggesting we bring them back into the G7. (Macron, on the other hand, would like to kick the U.S. out too! Sure…) But it’s a #TradeWar and shots have been fired. It’s time to build Trump’s wall- between the US and Canada! John (finally!) reveals himself as a Nazi who just wants “lebensraum”, as he abandons his pretense of anarchism & straight up advocates the annexation of Mexico! Also, why Trump is determined to stand up to the globalists and save jobs… in China! Then, John & Ethan finally get on the same page when talking about how Rick Scott should be hounded out of Florida by rabid pitbulls. And: The Supreme Court allows discrimination against wedding cakes, and John tells you why this is a great thing. Meanwhile, Ethan explains basic liberal principles to John: Commandment #1. Thou shalt be NICE. Then, the #QAnon Conspiracy goes mainstream, and Roseanne’s firing proves one thing beyond a shadow of doubt: #MeanAndSober is the most relevant podcast on the air today. Then it’s a fabulously frustrating #CuckOfTheWeek! And in #ConspiracyFriday Ethan tries to defend LBJ’s civil rights record against John’s vitriolic attacks! Oh, and to our new listeners in India: Welcome!

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