This podcast is a production of The Meow Library.

Jennette McCurdy's new book has us at a loss for words. Some things are simply unspeakable, as this podcast makes plain.

Jennette McCurdy's Half His Age is available through Penguin Random House and wherever books are sold.

For less transgressive fare, we suggest The Meow Library's new translations of Wuthering Heights and Pride & Prejudice.