***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Keeping Slave-wife shackled in order to prevent her from revealing all his dirty secrets; His software sagas - using the Barrier app to blockade a frisky flash from Slave-wife; Mapping the terrain of America’s unrealized destiny; Installing Steam on Shadow for his li’l gamer (confused? maybe your with-it gene is mutated); Helpless blobs of flabby flesh with big fat heads (aka human infants)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Breaks up a conflict between Mike the Mic and Mr. Fucking Coffee that turns into a heated skirmish - far hotter than the lame-ass Coaster Toaster that fraudulent brand-mascot is peddling; Explains how to beat the unbeatable real-life simulation we’re in (hint: realize you can never win); Questions Jack his imaginary sex-addicted producer’s abstinance upon hearing he’s receiving sponsor-approved, anonymous oral sex at the airport

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***