A roomie doesn't want to discourage her roommate from cooking, but she also doesn't want to spend countless nights on the toilet. Dad refuses to allow his son to have any privacy from his sticky-fingered step brother. OP spins a tale of a dress that is less about the dress than the bad behavior of her husband for the month leading up to the dress. A dude wants to emulate one of the biggest assholes on television from the last decade by getting day drunk at the office.

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