***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Mike the Mic’s perverse predilection for being tied up and whipped with his own mic cord; Slave-wife’s many esteem-building duties around the house, like gluing International’s chair back together and servicing his carnal delights; His ability to tango completely alone, despite the presumptuous idiom that claims it takes two - but he cautions listeners against trying it at home for obvious liability reasons (and, frankly, they’re just not as impressive as he is)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Celebrates his relationship with Slave-wife by imagining them as Beauty and the Beast, then freaks out about incessantly-yapping housewares and home furnishings, which causes him to jettison the fantasy entirely; Proudly recollects his hard-hitting scabies interview from yesterday and decides to remain true to his promise of no interviews on the podcast ever, except for the already-scheduled sit-downs with a ringworm and a team of genital crabs (mark your calendars)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***