It's the holiday season, and that means one thing, it's time for the Craft Ladies Holiday Gift Giving Guide! Scented tumors, a sweater that growls at you, and an elf trying to measure his 'wizard zone' are just a few of the brilliant suggestions that Jeannie and Charlotte have for you and your family.

Gifts for every type of person, and just remember: Life sucks, YOU suck, and none of this is worth anything! It's a holiday miracle!

And if you want to make OUR holiday as special as...you know, another special thing, well, you'll go over to iTunes, subscribe, and leave us a glowing review so that other weirdos like you will find our show and then we'll all be a really unnerving but ultimately harmless cult that doesn't require uniforms or special diet or anything. It'll be fun!