This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to watch two movies that couldn't be more different. War Machine is a fun movie for most of its running time, and better enjoyed if you know nothing about it going in. Hoagie is also a fun movie and there's no way it can be spoiled ahead of time because it's just. So. Wtf. Tune in for a non-recommendation, and stay for a sort-of recommendation.