Content warning: The follow up to the Hills Have Eyes story beginning at 47:40 contains instances of sexual harassment and unwanted touching.

Note: Esme's audio is not recording properly for the first five minutes or so, but then we fixed it.

We start out with some Spoopy™ Two Sentence Horror stories. A 4 year old who remembers her past life. A cabin in the woods story that will have you buying blackout curtains for same day delivery. A road trip where OP narrowly avoids becoming a skin sofa in the middle of nowhere Texas, then a follow up where she dealt with an extremely unwanted asshole on the beginning of her journey.

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo