In this first of a two-parter, we encounter some residents of iTunes' Top Ten Religious Podcasts, Joyce Meyer and Mark Driscoll. Driscoll we met in our previous episode about the Podcast Awards, and he doesn't appear to have gotten any smarter in the interim. Joyce Meyers is just like your favorite gramma, if your gramma told you she hated your guts. We also talk about new developments in the ongoing saga of the Allred family.